love handle armour

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm

love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.

by love handle !! February 25, 2010

Let me handle

When you ask a girl to be your girl ima type of way, without her actually bein yo girl. Used ina flirty typa way

Ay girl let me handle

by 40sNshorties March 3, 2019

handle bar boogie

The side to side flailing motion of the handle bars of a bike, motorcycle, quad, or snowmobile when the back end comes off the ground and is usually followed by a face plant or wipe out.

Mario tried to do an endo on his dirt bike but ended up doing the handle bar boogie

by don Tron December 4, 2009

michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt

humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out

by the mystery banger October 2, 2010

average handle time

One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.

Rob's AHT was pretty high because he had to do The Big Nasty a bunch of times this week.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

Jesus-Handle

Much like a regular "handle" of liquor, a Jesus-handle is any quantity greater than 1.75 L of top-tier liquor. It is a colloquial for people who avoid the Godless metric system, and believe that sermons are best preached from atop a bar-stool.

"Sorority sisters just can't hold a candle

to the St. Mary's girls when they grab my Jesus-Handle."

by rhinofeeder January 22, 2012

homo handles

Sideburns. see also "bugger grips"

"check out the homo handles on that rockabill"

by djwalker October 13, 2008