In hockey when your behind the net. You flip the puck on the blade of your stick and rap the puck around the net and put it top shelf.
I cant believe you did the michigan in that game.
by Noah06 December 17, 2006
A magical place where one day it's 80℉ and sunny, and the next day is 30℉ and snowy. Also, the people wear short sleeves and shorts when it's 50℉.
Bob: Why is Jacob wearing shorts? It's fucking freezing out!
Sam: Dude, chill, he's from Michigan.
by SavagePancakesYeah May 30, 2017
a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel
"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"
by cardenio February 5, 2005
1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.

2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!
by JenThe80'sFan January 28, 2004
First line of defense against the canadians.
The canadians were planning to attack, but their efforts were thwarted due to the wonderful defenses of Michigan.
by CanadianHater247 September 7, 2008
The high five of America!

If some one asks you where your from and you live in Michigan you hold up your hand and just point it out

"I'm freezing my ass off but at least I live in the high five of America!"

Floridian: "Where are you from in Michigan ?"
Michigander: holds up hand, and points "Well yall, right about here, how bout you?"
Floridian: Whips out dick "right near the tip"
by Brittvj October 7, 2007
Once you get away from the cities and the cornfields, it's one of the prettiest states in the union. Check out the U.P., the Au Sable River, Torch Lake, Lake Michigan and many more areas.
Detroit's ugly, but Michigan is beautiful.
by bayou August 25, 2006