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HAMO

The term used to describe a game of Hide and Seek that ends up turning into a make-out session. Hide and Make Out.
"Are we really going to play Hide and Seek, or is this just going to turn into HAMO?"
by KandusKonfusion October 29, 2008
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hammock

the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries
I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!
by thecuzs October 10, 2008
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Hammocking

hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.

a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.

For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE HAMMOCKING!
by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010
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hammock

pronounced: "ham-mick"
(noun)

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.

Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
I laid in the hammock. It was nice.
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009
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hambone

one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.
Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"
by john london October 20, 2004
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banana hammok

banana hammok is a phrase used to describe a pair of speedos or tight pants.
ie; wow! what an impressive banana hammok!
by del boy September 26, 2006
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Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.
<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.
by Harrison S January 15, 2006
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