HamSlam

when a man

slaps his dick on a

woman genitals

Hey babe wanna HamSlam

by errffdf January 19, 2017

Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

hamster day

A day where you just keep going round and round like a hamster on a wheel. Similar to a salmon day, only you do get things done, you just have to keep doing them over and over again

1: Where have you been?
2: I'm having a hamster day. I have to keep going to get new deliveries.

by Shoggoff January 17, 2004

hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.

While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"

by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008

cheesy hamster

A man ejaculates on a woman's chest. The cum ferments in the crevasse between the woman's breasts through a process similar to the fermentation of cheese. During the fermentation, the woman nibbles on the man's penis, the way a hamster nibbles on a carrot. Once the semen has successfully fermented, the "cheese" is used to make a creamy cheese dip. The couple then enjoys a romantic evening eating veggies dipped in their home-made sex cheese.

Wow Steve your warm cum really warms my chest as I sharpen my teeth on your wiener tip. This cheesy hamster sure is great! Soon enough we'll be relaxing and enjoying the reward from our hard (yet sexy) work.

by El Doble January 27, 2009