Hamblow

A blow-job performed while the recipient is eating a hamburger.

Girl: Can I have some of your curly fries? They look tasty.
Guy: Give me a Hamblow and I'll think about it.

by joeavihoward August 25, 2009

hamburglar

A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.

"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"

by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010

Hambonery

The act of going out and getting hamboned.

I've been sober for far to long and could use a good old fashioned hambonery.

by Me Animal December 12, 2010

Hamberder

The misspelling of 'hamburger' by a moron posing as the President of the United States.

I want to illustrate my narcissism by bragging about buying hamberders.

by I_am_awesome January 15, 2019

Hamblin moment

When a person of autistic behaviours commits a very idiotic or aspergers related act. Typically done by the man the moment was named after, Hamblin.

Jake: fucking hell
Charles: what?
Jake: I just came all over my wall and now it’s all dried up and you can smell it from outside
Charles: absolute Hamblin moment

by Absolute buffoonery January 31, 2021

Hamburber

a Childs way of saying hamburger

I want a hamburber

by turtle-master243 March 17, 2022

Cheesy Hamburger

When the male ejaculates into a male or females anal cavity and pulls out and squeezes the bum cheeks together and the seimen dribbles out, giving the cheesy hamburger effect

Mate one: Bro Daryl gave that 50 year old the cheesy hamburger last nite!

Mate two: Real? What a sick bastard!

by Cheesy Hamburgler October 5, 2009