Hand Grenade

When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.

Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.

by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005

Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014

Bedazzled Grenade

A term that means something is the best thing there is.

the best of the best.

Dude, remember that time we got laid by 3 virgins at once? That was totally bedazzled grenade.

by jt the raver September 13, 2009

grenade sticker

1. usually used by the homosexual crowd to represent they are willing and open to anal sex.

2. Usually means an anus that is "blown up" by too much butt slamming

Josh is rocking the grenade sticker and we all know what that means.

by lilgeek June 5, 2011

Asian Grenade

A man takes his balls and stuffs them inside the asshole of an Asian woman. Then jacks his dick as hard as he can until his balls explode and kill the Asian.

Oh damn man, that Asian bitch's shit just got blow up by that dudes balls. Oh, must've been an "Asian Grenade."...duh

by Aka browntown March 7, 2008

Ran into the grenade

Meaning "Fell for it" or "Was lured into the trap".

Troll: pallies cant use maces lol
"Kool kid": ya they cant lel
Guy: Last time I checked, they can.
Guy 2: You ran into the grenade. *Facepalm*

by Thaddian May 31, 2015

Crimson Grenade

A used tampon which has been removed from a woman's vagina for the purpose of throwing (often as a weapon in a fight).

Becky and Tammy were fighting over some pointless bullshit when Tammy reached into her Spanx and pulled out a drippy Crimson Grenade. She flung it at Becky, but it missed and stuck to the wall.

by hapas is the bestes July 29, 2015