lucky goose 

a phrase that sounds better than “lucky duck” just saying

“i have no school tomorrow”

“oh, you lucky goose!”

lucky goose by ok_leave January 16, 2018

Goose 

Rubbish, crap, a bad deal, a rip off

That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.

Goose by Yesyoucangoto September 23, 2015

goose necking 

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking

Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.

goose necking by smmatthew January 15, 2009

Done Goofed 

The words of a petulant old man, protecting his slutty 11 year-old daughter, who broadcasted naked pictures of herself on the internet.

YOU DONE GOOFED. HERP DERP.

Done Goofed by Kerligirl13 July 16, 2010

the mother goose 

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

the mother goose by Tenacial August 28, 2007

Goose Knuckle 

Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."

Goose Knuckle by JSPINS January 20, 2011

loosen your goose 

Just relax

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.

loosen your goose by Anonymous November 8, 2003