glooble

A telepathic creature, the final culmination and last evolution of the race of Glooba. Is squishy and about the size of a tennis ball. Camouflages. Contains entire history and knowledge of her race, helps translate alien languages.

Glooble thinks at you, "Are you sure that's a wise choice?"

by Lenardo June 30, 2008

floppy gobbler

the flap of skin over the clit which is usualy used as an insult

man that guy was a floppy gobbler

by cody cox May 13, 2005

Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

gobble

To slightly play with ones balls in a spirit finger type fashion, while gobbling like a mature male turkey.

Shane gobbled Spencer in a friendly way.

I want to gobble you!

by Herpekreem7269 August 22, 2009

gobbled

Usually when belligerently drunk, one tackles a fat bitch and breaks a coffee table, while violently molesting sed fat bitch.

O snap, he just gobbled that bitch!

by O my God all the names are taken April 30, 2008

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003