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Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".
"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"
by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025
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Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality
AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol
by Honestowl February 4, 2022
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future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).
The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.
by prik kee noo November 30, 2022
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Future Star

Person 1: Hey Keira! What’s up?
Keira: not much, just preparing to be a future star
by WorldwideJk October 18, 2021
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Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
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back to the future mobile

The "Delorian" presented in the "Back to The Future" movies. What an angry person might say when he's stressed .playing Rocket League with his annoying friends
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future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.
jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.
by I'mHim August 24, 2023
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