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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
mugGet the Flute and flowermug.

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
by Mootillda November 13, 2021
mugGet the flute trombonemug.

Flute Technique

I kick ass at Flute Technique
(its true! i play!)
by reidsgirl December 15, 2012
mugGet the Flute Techniquemug.

Shoot Flute

A flute that can be played after inserting the flute anally.
Play that Shoot Flute, baby!
by danahougen@gmail.com January 28, 2023
mugGet the Shoot Flutemug.

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.
Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!
by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022
mugGet the Flooded-Flutemug.

Electrified Chicken Flute

An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.
by Ayeezybones September 17, 2019
mugGet the Electrified Chicken Flutemug.

Skin Flute

by IPlayTheTriangle June 18, 2023
mugGet the Skin Flutemug.

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