Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

by MimeLover July 29, 2017

Flute

The most annoying instrument in band.

John: Dude did you hear that flute?
Mark: Unfortunately.

by trumpet_player_123 August 30, 2008

playing the skin flute

another term for female masturbation.

Sally was so horny, she started playing the skin flute.

by chelle 984028 October 30, 2007

flute

Flute -- While men pee you can play a song based on the pee hitting the water. Stop and go and create a rhythm. Once you get really good you play in public. Playing is in public is when you choose a stall rather than a urinal then while you in the stall you wait for other to come in. Then you play your flute as your pee hits the water and you choose your song.

Flute -- Airports are a very nice venue because the bathrooms are always crowd to show off the muscial abilities of the flute penis. After you play your song with the power flush of the airport toilettes is like an audience clapping.

by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011

Fluter

A Fluter is a bar fly and, with a few drinks, goes home with someone.

Hey! Take a look at that Fluter ! I sure am going home with her. She is really easy.

by william wraithe January 12, 2009

fluedling

A gentleman's sport of penile jousting, where one man succumbs to the overwhelming power of another man.

Dude, I can't believe that that little asian guy beat me in my fluedling match against the Filipinos.

by Dud March 20, 2005