Masturbating.
When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.
When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.
Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"
by SMac89 December 21, 2010
A phrase used to answer or address anything. Swallow meaning the species of bird. The term makes no sense whatsoever, but it does have its uses. Best used when people don't know what to say or as a way to trash talk someone.
Person 1: "Dude, don't be an asshole."
Person 2: "Feed the swallow."
or
Person 1: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel?"
Person 2: "Feed the swallow."
Person 2: "Feed the swallow."
or
Person 1: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel?"
Person 2: "Feed the swallow."
by Kretts July 17, 2010
What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced.
by lilmama June 25, 2005
A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.
by MrOCD October 17, 2019
Feed the cat
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2020
To have a large crap. Stems from the design of many rural Indian toilets which are located over pig sty's.
by pig farmer October 31, 2007
Do you like feeding the unicorn?
by Fukn paul March 12, 2017