Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017

Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.

by Old_Ben January 4, 2018

chinese education system

A system that Chinese government uses to throw shit to the young people so they will be busy dealing with grades and have no time to rebel the dictatorship.

Chinese education system is the most fucked up system in the world.

by Tony19991105 May 5, 2018

Text Education

The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc

Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.

Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha

by troubledemon July 18, 2010