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Aunt Eddie

When a girl sits on the floor with her mouth open and a man stands over her pooping in her mouth while saying "The Shitters Full"
Yea John gave me a nice aunt eddie last Night
by The Big E 69 November 20, 2020
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Eddie Jones

A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.
Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!

Me: nevermind.
by natswords July 20, 2021
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eddie martin

He has a big dong and loves singing songs
by Nats_21 February 1, 2015
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eddie clarke

Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke
by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020
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Doing An Eddie

A Person capable of setting any thing on fire if left alone for long enough
Person 1: Hay wheres eddie

Person 2: he might be back at the camp

Person 1: Quick we gonna get back 2 the camp before he starts Doing An Eddie and sets the tent on fire

Person 2: But they are fire proof

Person1: trust me he will find a way
by NuTTeR17 October 16, 2008
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Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success
by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012
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Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.
When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019
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