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Total Eclipse

When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.
Things were going along smashingly until he pulled a total eclipse; now she's really tingling!
by sandals_pants August 21, 2017
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Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.
After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.
by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021
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Emelito

A fly motherfucker, usually has orgies in his backyard. He is faster than speeding bullets and can leap tall buildings in a single gyration.
has a odd weakness to nonexistent elements that sound like the existing element "krypton", and rubber dicks.
when exposed to his weaknesses, Emelito is weakened by a factor of 2 billion, and becomes a raging homosexual.
Henchman: "Look, up in the sky! Its a bird! No,It emelito!"
Villain: "quick, get me my rubber dick!"
by Che pepera February 20, 2008
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boner eclipse

When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.
Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.
by Boner Jammer October 20, 2008
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Emelina

retard. someone who has no friends but loves to play water polo. Generally are on the heavier side with curly hair but a pretty face. LOVES zac effron and selena gomez.
GUY: That girls so nice!

GUY 2: She must be an Emelina!
by KIERBUG August 3, 2012
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eclipse memory

Eclipse memory would denote a condition in which a person remembers something only vaguely or indistinctly. It is characterized by partial loss of memory and not by complete amnesia. It may be referred to as impaired or dim memory.
Dude, that guy could not completely remember what he was doing yesterday when we called at his house. As you know, he is has a problem with memory- an eclipse memory, to be precise.
by uttam maharjan January 22, 2010
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Evelina

A girl who is mildly annoying, im her friend. She doesn't like minecraft OR memes :( she likes genshin impact.. anyways her second name is Olivia and shes embarassed because she chose it a few years ago because of lego friends.. CRINGE.
"You know evelina?"
"Oh yeah that meme-hating girl who has an embarrasing middle name? Yeah I know her.. Shes kinda annoying"
by Defining random shit. December 1, 2021
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