EyeRection

Remembering everything about somebody as a ritual. Obsessive thinking. I Reconcile.

EyeRection you on your bicycle... Exc.

by CognacIsland July 31, 2022

Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023

erectionarian

somebody who knows a little too much about pornography

bro is an erectionarian

by erectman March 10, 2023

Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.

This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!

by anonymous May 25, 2023

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

erectionist

A person, probably someone who was assigned male at birth, who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

“The Erectionist proudly displayed horned hat atop the Speaker’s podium.”

by jdiddy-yo May 21, 2024

Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024