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drunklexic

the art of misspelling words backwards after consuming alcohol
Girl: the partys over
Guy: thats so emal
Girl: uh, what?
Guy: just had a drunklexic moment
by falconduvent June 6, 2010
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drunken lunge

The action of going in for a cheeky snog with a member of the opposite sex while intoxicated. The action is often undertaken with no invite or announcement. The result is often surprise for the said member of the opposite sex, or embarrasment for the lungee, when avoidance tactics are employed.
Out drinking on the town and get chatting to chick, Dave went for the drunken lunge but she ducked and weaved away from him. He stumbled into the table and split some drinks. Very funny.
by ciaofornow August 5, 2009
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drunken lunge

When someone suddenly and rather clumsily goes in for a snog when they're drunk in a very obvious and not very attractive manner. This is also usually not appreciated by the person they're trying to snog
Last night he went for the drunken lunge
by littlesoozy October 27, 2009
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Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.
I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk
by Soreleg October 31, 2009
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Drunkble

This is caused by men when they get sloppy at parties and spill beer on themselves, either a little stain or big stain. It's very common at most parties, a little dribble. Mix between dribble and drunk.
Every dude at the party had some drunkble on his shirt. How classy, yet expected.
by jordanek December 23, 2009
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Drunken Perry

when one sticks ones erect penis in another ones ear.
i am gonna drunken perry you good tonight
by Glitter John March 10, 2011
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Drunkolepsy

Drunkolepsy is a chronic drinking disorder in which a person falls asleep at inappropriate times while drunk, such as face first on a bar, on the dance floor or in the back of your car. Drunkoleptics usually exhibit severe bouts of rage when disturbed during their slumber. Caution should be used when approaching a drunkoleptic while asleep. However, staying out of arms reach is generally sufficient to avoid any harm as they are incapable of more than general grunts and spastic movements while attempting to ward off the concerned onlooker.

When a drunkoleptic falls asleep they generally experience drooling, snoring and other obnoxious stages of sleep.

Awakening a drunkoleptic usually results in a person with slurred speech, impaired vision, (double vision, inability to focus), impaired hearing and confusion of person, place and time and anger issues.

Drunkolepsy is an excessive drinking disorder. While the condition itself is not caused by mental illness or psychological problems, the underlying need to drink so much that one passes out in public on a normal basis, is most likely a sure sign of a psychological problem.

The term drunkolepsy derives from the combination of the English "drunk" meaning, "being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; and the Greek (lepsis), "attack" or "seizure".
Man, we were out last night and Chantel completely passed out on the bar, face first, drool puddle, the works. I think she is suffering from drunkolepsy!
by TJJC March 15, 2011
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