Doof

When you/someone farts.

Hwo threw a doof?
Someone doofed in here!
I had to doof..

by sinusman January 27, 2020

Doof Nugget

Word combination invented by an unknown 6 year old, (little legend is what we call them). Can be used in multiple situations where the word "dickhead" is just too plain but others words are too aggressive.

Stop wasting my time, Doof Nugget!

by BobertyBobBoBwob March 8, 2020

Doof

Oof, but better. Whenever you’re in a situation where any type of reaction is needed...doof is the answer.

Sally: my cat just died

Me: doof

by Not cast bonding March 18, 2020

doof

Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.

Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.

Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!

Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.

by nacleus May 1, 2020

Doofer

When you don’t know the name of something you call it a doofer.

“Oh what’s that?” “That’s a doofer!”

by Aha nobody here June 11, 2020

Doofi

The plural of doofus

You kids are doofi!

by Nonexistentwordsarethebest July 10, 2020

Doofosity

The state of being a doofus

Mum: Stop this doofosity! Sit, Down, Now.

by Nonexistentwordsarethebest July 10, 2020