She said i have a schlong dong!
by Funny buoi December 01, 2016
An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."
Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009
When you dip your penis into the drink of someone you don't like. This should always be performed without the victims knowledge.
by Greg427 October 16, 2008
by thenuggetmaster1111 September 29, 2010
a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.
by AFCW June 02, 2004
by jagsmumlovesmydick December 02, 2008
by my dong April 26, 2016