dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

by sue April 25, 2005

belt dong

the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.

"Dude! Put your dick away...oh nevermind, its just your belt dong."

by queen of fucking france bitches January 1, 2009

dong dip

When you dip your penis into the drink of someone you don't like. This should always be performed without the victims knowledge.

"Dude, Mike is such a jackass." "I know. Want to do a dong dip in his beer?"

by Greg427 February 20, 2009

schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.

The MK Dongs do not have many fans

by AFCW June 2, 2004

choco dong

often used as an insult towards jags mum

jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long

by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008

my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.

Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!

by my dong May 29, 2016