Peerection

When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".

Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."

by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014

One Direction

The MOST ATTRACTIVE 5 boys in the world
A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british

Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie

Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY

One Direction is attractive
-- every girl in the universe

by A Directioner <3 July 17, 2012

Porn defection squad

A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.

Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.

by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010

Directionator

A computerized device listing directions from one place to another. A generic term used to describe a GPS. Also use when a name brand of GPS is unknown.

Beverly and Erin asked for Jeni's address to put in their directionator to map out their trip.

by eppar August 13, 2010

One Direction

Five flaming homosexuals that have millions of girls fall in love when them everyday. If you join the fandom, it is nearly impossible to leave it. You are usually constantly talking about them once you're a directioner.

Me; I'm in love with One Direction.
Friend; I know, you never stop talking about them.

by Kayla Whoran November 14, 2012

direction

dying from an erection nbd;

An erection lasted so long he died . Did you go to Gordo's funeral? Yeah he died from a direction !

by baileeybarnacles December 17, 2010

Directioners

One of the most annoying fan bases in the world, neck and neck with Beliebers. Not only are they 12 year old little girls who have never heard a decent song in their lifetime due to being born into a dying age of good music, they are also little shits that always get what they want, and aren't used to being told "no." They even go as far to show love to the prepubescent members of One Direction as to threaten family members of other bands.

Boy 1: What's that shit sound coming from upstairs?
Boy's girlfriend: Sorry, my little sister is one of the Directioners.

by jonnyandkitten June 22, 2014