black and decker fanboy

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....

1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........

by beefmaster (josh) August 24, 2011

dickle-ray

(1)the amount of light reflected by the moon; (2)the amount of light emitted by a glove box lamp;

"The dickle-ray emitted by this light is not enough to see dick."

by Jordan, Jacob, Casey January 10, 2004

Get the Black and Decker

1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.

2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.

1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""

2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker

by Korsyn01 May 20, 2009

Dicklette

A little short (or Young) guy that acts like a dick. For instance Joe Pecci in various movies.

Man that little guy is a dicklette, he was talking all kinds of smack to his mother.

by Masta-DD May 1, 2008

Decked

To record a TV program on a digital device.

short for 'Digital Echo'.

A replacement of the word 'Taped' which is going out of usage due to tape itself becoming extinct.

"did you watch the Olympic Opening ceremony last night?"

"No, but i Decked it."

by Neil N Guy August 8, 2012

Double Decker

The act of merging a buffalo pizza slice with a bbq pizza slice

Man did you see solow take down that double decker.

by Adam Smirti June 7, 2007

upper decker

When you have a massive deuce that must come out when your at a big party. You remove the top lid to the toilet, and release all the poo into it. When done, put the lid back on, and walk out like nothing happened.

I just put an upper decker in her toilet, HAHA!

There gonna be lookin for that upper decker for weeks,HAHA!

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie April 8, 2006