Dead Ting

A person who is a boring cunt and is extremely dull.

You still with Megan?
Nah g, she's a dead ting.

by MC Schofield March 28, 2017

dead cat

1. something said or done to divert attention from unpleasant news,
2. There is a story, popular among British politicians and attributed to the Australian strategist Lynton Crosby, known as "The Dead Cat." A CEO is confronted with poor statistics at a board meeting, and to divert attention from this unpleasant news, he suddenly pulls out a dead cat and throws it onto the middle of the table. ( Kate Maltby, 'Hamilton' is Trump's dead cat' , CNN, November 22, 2016)

"Let us suppose you are losing an argument. The facts are overwhelmingly against you, and the more people focus on the reality the worse it is for you and your case. Your best bet in these circumstances is to perform a manoeuvre that a great campaigner describes as 'throwing a dead cat on the table, mate' There is one thing that is absolutely certain about throwing a dead cat on the table ― and I don’t mean that people will be outraged, alarmed, disgusted. That is true, but irrelevant. The key point is that everyone will shout, “Jeez, mate, there’s a dead cat on the table!” In other words, they will be talking about the dead cat ― the thing you want them to talk about ― and they will not be talking about the issue that has been causing you so much grief.’" (Boris Johnson, 'This Cap on Bankers’ Bonuses is Like a Dead Cat – Pure Distraction', The Telegraph, March 3, 2013

"Trump apparently has an endless supply of dead cats, seemingly able to conjure them from insignificant news stories and throw them on the boardroom table by way of an angry tweetstorm. The media loves this because they know that people eat it up, whether they’re Trump supporters who share his “rage” or critics who are repeatedly appalled by his antics." (Jesse Jackman, 'Trump’s ‘Dead Cats’ Have Hijacked The Mainstream Media' ,Huffington Post, November 30, 2016)

by gr8rt1 January 26, 2017

dead nigger baby

A shot consisting of 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream, 1 part Tequila and 1 part Red Sourpuss.

Drink responsibly.

Bartender! I'll have six Dead Nigger Babies!

A Dead Nigger Baby on the rocks after a long day of work sure hits the spot!

by Gee, Lee, Mischa January 16, 2009

dead bent

To be very intoxicated .Mosty referring to alcohol intoxication but could be other drugs in the mix.

Man last night I was dead bent off that Hen.

by Meraleas December 7, 2006

Dead joke

When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.

Travis: So I was on top of the mountain yesterday....
Jacob: Your mom was on top of me yesterday!
Travis and others: Hahahahahahaha!!
Travis: Anyway, in the car...
Jacob: Your mom was in the car!
Travis and others: Dead joke bro. Shut up.

by defmasta232 August 29, 2010

dead that

stop doing that ; let it go

" you remember you dated marquel in 7th grade "
nahh ; dead that yo !

by laurenjhaye January 16, 2011

dead wax

the area on vinyl records between the last 'band'/track on the record and the label, varies greatly from one record company to the other, regarding value as well as quantity of useful information. The dead wax data on the products of smaller labels are often written manually, i.e. by hand.

I bought 12inch record but half of it is dead wax! It has only two tracks, the rest of it is blank, dead wax!

by Peter Gatys December 29, 2008