Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021
complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.
he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"
woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"
woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
by Kierank97 March 08, 2024
Likes fucking Jeffrey and they both like it.
Hes the one who thinks he's good at everything including sucking Jeffrey off.
Hes the one who thinks he's good at everything including sucking Jeffrey off.
by Marie Rose November 04, 2020
A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .
by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023
Someone who steals your heart and does it ever so timidly. He's funny, intelligent, and just the cutest. He is very tech-savvy and does great things in development. He has gorgeous eyes that just fit perfectly in his already adorable face. He recently developed a taste in Asian women....and soon enough he'll have one of his own ;)
by PhokingAMY September 11, 2022
by Bo_Diddley January 23, 2022