Chronically Online

These people tend to spend way too much time on tiktok, twitter, or tumblr, and create a whole personality only based on things they see online. They have no real interests and often fake mental illnesses to seem “relatable” or “different.” Some of these people often are also performative activists and participate in activism only because it is seen as “currently trending.” Some of these people also get angry if you don’t put trigger warning for unnecessary things such as: numbers, pronouns, MEN(wtf), white people(also wtf), and other thing you would encounter in a normal day outside of your house. A large majority of these people also go by just made up neopronouns that are so embarrassing that it’s making fun of the trans community at this point. (🖤/🖤self; 🌸/🌸self; bunny/bunnyself) There are so many other things wrong with these people and this is just a few, but I am SO SORRY FOR YOU if you’ve ever had to deal with anyone like this.

p1: Did you hear p3? They just yelled at me for not using a trigger warning for numbers.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.

by Chuck Phuck July 17, 2021

Chronic Bronchitis

Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.

"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"

by JGSR July 22, 2006

the chronicles of life and death

One of the best cd's in the world, from the awesome rock band "Good Charlotte."

I love Good Charlotte's new cd, "The Chronicles of Life and Death"!!!

by billys_riot_gurl April 16, 2005

chronicles

stories about being high or trips you hear about or tell friends, usually during seshes. Gets its name from chronic.

me and my friends cheefed a phat bowl, and through the hazy smoke told them of my adventures and chronicles being blitzed

by sebastiancee January 27, 2008

poor man's chronic

Chronic done with adderall, not cocaine. Smoking marijuana with adderall crushed into it. Can be smoked using a piece or bong but usually in a blunt. Adderall is known for its similar effects to cocaine and is used instead of it for this reason. It is becoming increasingly popular in New England college campuses.

I don't have the money for coke, let's just use some adderall for poor man's chronic.

by Berwick September 14, 2006

chronics

When you are already smoking weed and after your done and you want more, this means you have chronics

"Let's toke a sesh.... ( after sesh ) man lets toke some more chrontons."
"Man you got the chronics!"

by Luciano Capasso September 12, 2006

Hooked on Chronics

The meaning of Taking ridalin While High on weed.

Hey man last week me and frank got hooked on chronics.

by Mike February 7, 2005