A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
“Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
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She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson
by Jeck foul February 24, 2024
Get the Crunchy Batson mug.1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
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You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
by The all knowing I June 16, 2022
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