crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006

crunking

running around with an IV of Grey Goose for several days screaming for no apparent reason and screeching like a crow, "EHHHH EHHHHH!!"

yo man, Roq was out crunking last weekend.

by Roq Papi May 16, 2011

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

Crunkassed-out

A variant of Crunk, or crazy-drunk, this phrase means "Crazy drunk and passed-out."

"Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we'll get crunkassed-out!"

by Kanary K December 17, 2005

Crunknicity

The act of having or possesing the actions and or being immersed in the state of mind of being "Crunk".

How are you bretheren? Can't you feel the immense amounts of Crunknicity in the air?

by Cody Poynter July 15, 2008

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

crunk

its a mixture of the word crazy and drunk

i wanna go to a party and get crunk

by heyballookey May 18, 2003