Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010

sub-crap

Level of worthless-ness below crap.

"Bjork's performance last night on SNL was sub-crap."

by Izzy_007 April 29, 2007

poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

by beatles13 May 26, 2012

missile crap

When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs

I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami

by Danny reeves June 27, 2014

Classic Crap

An old movie or tv show that will not win any prestigious awards such an Academy award but will forever be enjoyed by an audience that favors bathroom humor and no intelligent dialogue.

I just finished watching Fast Times At Rigdemont High, Animal House, Porky's, Porky's II, Tales From The Hood, Leprechaun in the Hood, Half Baked, It's Your Move, Szysnyk, Fish, Three's A Crowd, The Ropers, and Muggsy. Classic crap at its finest!

by kimmickalnv March 11, 2012

Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.

Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.

by Legit(insert name here) November 1, 2017