Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

by Max Power 2.0 September 08, 2010

woahly crap

Used in a situation where "holy crap" or "woah" just IS NOT enough.

WHAT!? 103 minutes left on the transfer? Woahly crap!

by Infraction August 20, 2008

sub-crap

Level of worthless-ness below crap.

"Bjork's performance last night on SNL was sub-crap."

by Izzy_007 April 22, 2007

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 07, 2013

crap lab

Another term for the lavatory, shitta, toilet, toot, wc.

Quick, i have a pain in the tummy, where's the nearest crap lab??

by Trakka February 26, 2017

missile crap

When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs

I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami

by Danny reeves June 27, 2014

Classic Crap

An old movie or tv show that will not win any prestigious awards such an Academy award but will forever be enjoyed by an audience that favors bathroom humor and no intelligent dialogue.

I just finished watching Fast Times At Rigdemont High, Animal House, Porky's, Porky's II, Tales From The Hood, Leprechaun in the Hood, Half Baked, It's Your Move, Szysnyk, Fish, Three's A Crowd, The Ropers, and Muggsy. Classic crap at its finest!

by kimmickalnv February 05, 2012