The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.
Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?
by 60 Central April 11, 2008
Get the Corporate Spidermug. A band that has meaningful lyrics in a select few of their songs, but some of them are just really stupid coz they sing about love a lil too much. But hands down, this group is better than The Darkness, who sings WAAAY too much about love.
by Arley567 April 10, 2004
Get the Something Corporatemug. When you give your workplace belongings away because you know you are about to leave your job or intentionally get fired.
after giving rachel my electric stapler she asked if i had another job and was about to commit corporate suicide.
by lpetti3000 August 27, 2008
Get the corporate suicidemug. This fucking corporation tells you who you're supposed to be and you believe them and assume that role
by smexy rapist August 30, 2017
Get the corporate identitymug. by illegal copy May 18, 2003
Get the something corporatemug. the slow destruction of national identity into corporate identity. fueled by super pacs, economic distress, and the death of democracy.
the idea of country is over, the idea of company is what counts. country doesnt give me a pay check unless it steals from companies. my company pays for my house, it pays for my insurance, my car, my college education. support your company it has no boundaries but it is the "person" you work for. what a benevolent country i have, it doesnt ask for much, except that i slightly over charge for a product or service i provide to give convenience to the customer. that profit is magnified thousands of times and the fruit of this labor is shared to the workers. the great corporate feudal society has arrived.
by md76 June 20, 2012
Get the corporate feudal societymug. I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.
by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019
Get the Corporate Soul Vibemug.