confazzled

State of confusion and bemusement.

Me: I just realised something- when you die, you are no longer alive!

My friend: wtf I am so confazzled

by confazzled/ confazzlement December 6, 2022

Cornfuzzled

When you’re really confused but wanna be weird about it

Bruh I’m really cornfuzzled

by anonymous January 1, 2023

confazzled

NOUN:
1. When the stupidity of one (usually a relative/close friend) has you rethinking life decisions and essential choices
2. When it appears someone's brain cells don't work

VERB (to confazzle)
1. To confuse, baffle, or make someone consider stupid decisions
2. To disgust someone

NOUN:
Saltwater over apple juice? You must be confazzled

VERB:
I think you confazzled me because I don't understand; Stop confazzling me

by Cocoa -MurderRabbitsGroup January 6, 2023

Confuzled

To be unable to comprehend; extremely confused

When I saw letters in math class, I was confuzled

by Scott the Dingleberry February 2, 2023

Confuzled

Confuzled is a way of saying very confused

“I was so Confuzled when I saw a sign upside down!”

by anonymous April 20, 2023

confezzled

Out of my mind

I’m confezzled

by Yaiaiahshsushs April 24, 2023

Confuzzle Fucked

To be in an incredibly stressful and confusing situation, where you see there is no fixing the problem.

I was at work yesterday and realized all my coworkers had left, all our supplies was not where I remember it, and a family of 10 just came in, I am very confuzzle fucked

by LemonShake32 August 3, 2023