cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

concernicus

In reference to the famous philosopher and everyone's main man, Copernicus, this word has come to mean a serious feeling of being concerned, nervous, or downright apprehensive (especially in regards to the sexuality of Maggie's brother and the situations between Maggie and her awkward awkward encounters)

Whoa! That periwinkle shade of ball made me quite concernicus!

by TLex October 13, 2006

concerta high

when u pop,snort,or smoke concerta and after it kicks in u get really happy and laugh alot and say alot of bull-shit. ITS SO FUKIN FUN!!!!

bith-face: dude, whys he laughing so much.
cock-head: dude hes just got a concerta high.
bitchface:shweet, give me some.

by concertahigher April 12, 2009

Concert Resume

n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.

Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.

by ke1v3y May 23, 2010

Cocker Spaniel

Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional

My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.

by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011

concierge

A needlessly fancy name for an apartment superintendent or hotel caretaker.

"Would you like it delivered to your concierge or to your door?"
"Bro, you think I understand what that word means?"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2022

Concierge

(French) An inquisitive and meddlesome woman who spends her days gossiping. Typically a middle-aged caretaker or housekeeper who has nothing better to do with her life than to spy on people and report any insignificant detail to whoever happens to cross her path. Seems to know everything about everybody, probably knows more about you than you do. Always hoping to gather even more gossip to fuel her endless speculations.

A: 'I met Mrs. Martinez in the hallway this morning... It took me more than 30 minutes to get rid of her endless gossiping.'

B: 'Such a concierge... Is it me or she spends every waking hour spying on us?'

by Tketmad November 30, 2010