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solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out
Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane
by austin October 7, 2003
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coffeinated

describes someone who has a state of alertness that usually corresponds to consumption of coffee or other caffeinated beverages.

an over-coffeinated individual would be overly alert (almost paranoid), edgy, generally intolerant of others and reacts quickly without proper control, possibly due to too much caffeine intake.

an under-coffeinated individual would be slow to react and understand things, as if they were stoned or sleep deprived (or more likely in need of coffeination to perk them up).
a conversation between the under-coffeinated and the over-coffeinated:

R: Where's the Simpson file?
V: In the database, where'd you think?
R: Oh yeah, right. I'm looking at the database. I don't see it.
V: You can't be serious? It's under S for Simpson, where'd you think?
R: Where's S??
V: Look, moron, it's after R and before T. If you ask me again, I'm going to hit you upside the head with a mallet!!

B, a properly coffeinated boss of R & V, intervenes.
B: OK, nobody's hitting anyone with a mallet. V, here's the file you need (clicks on file on their computer), but go get some cafeinated coffee or tea before someone else is tempted to rip your head off. Get more sleep before coming to work or everyone will want to hit you with a mallet. Now R, you go to the gym and work off your edgy aggression before you rip into everyone in the office, OK?
by Lightning2 October 9, 2008
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Choffing

1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously
1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!
by marsisafag March 9, 2010
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Caffin

A Caffin, or Caffinpop, is commonly referred as someone who is a little bit out of the ordinary. A Caffin does things just for teh lulz. Caffins are known to go across the nation just to prove a point or surprise someone. Caffins are usually fat otaku who fall asleep while watching anime
You are a Caffin, bro. Stop bein' so weird.
by Wii7036 August 14, 2010
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cuffin

A fine ass cuzin, the finest cuzin that u hav ever seen!!!
Damn gurl ur cuzin fine, Yea i so agree he is cuffin!
by Giselle aka gigi June 4, 2005
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coffing

having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee
I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.
by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
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