Glass Closet Syndrome 

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

Glass Closet Syndrome by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010

Closet racist 

Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently

All normal human beings are closet racists

Closet racist by Jon Doe4567325 February 14, 2021

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

closed fist royale by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015

Vocal Closet

A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.

man, me and that slut went into the vocal closet and i got blown!

Vocal Closet by closettime12345 August 22, 2009

straightening up the closet 

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

straightening up the closet by bryanaka March 14, 2015

Another Year Closer! 

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

Another Year Closer! by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

Closet Cuckold 

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.

Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.

Closet Cuckold by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015