Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

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Cute Little Office Gal.

"The office doesn't usually put up our Christmas tree until the CLOGs get to it...."

by Merry Present March 5, 2020

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Chorgy

A chorgy is a combination of the words “church” and “orgy,” and is the ultimate thrill for people who grew up in church, and is the second unforgivable sin. An abomination so heinous, yet so hot, that it is a universal fantasy for anyone who was forced to spend their youth in the house of the lord. It should only be attempted by those who have made peace with the reality That they are going to hell for sure. Bonus points if you involve one or more PK’s (the pastors sons or daughters), and the more drugs/alcohol involved, the better. The platform is the preferred place, but in the event there is a dedicated communion table, especially one engraved 'do this in remembrance of me' the winner is whoever fornicates on the table itself. Not to be confused with a holy trinity or unholy trinity, or a devil’s threeway.

“I got everything all lined up to sneak into the church on Tuesday night for the chorgy, make sure someone gets a good video of the action!”

“We are totally going to hell for that chorgy we had when we locked the door of the Church kitchen and all had sex for 15 minutes.”

by JesusLikesToWatch May 5, 2020

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Clog and Pop

When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.

"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"

by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020

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