Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.
by shelly September 27, 2004
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(could be referred to homosexuals also)
(could be referred to homosexuals also)
Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!
by vakdra November 25, 2003
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When in a game of blockus you block another players move by using the cock shaped piece (upside down T). Also can be said any time you play the cock piece.
by rat killah June 17, 2009
Get the cock blockus mug.1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 8, 2009
Get the Auto-cock-blocker mug.You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012
Get the kitty cock blocked mug.Insecure male that horns in on any developing interaction another male has established with a female, an extremely embarrassing and pathetic event to watch. Cock blockers can also be a "cow herd" of "fuglies" around an attractive female they desperately cling to for a false sense of enhanced social status.
Despite Randy being a horrible cock blocker, Sarah still slipped Matt her phone number just before her cow herd enveloped her once again.
by Ponderpoint February 28, 2008
Get the cock blocker mug.(v.)The act of one attempting to prohibit another playa from gettin some neck or any other means of sexual activity
by gankzta July 11, 2003
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