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Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.
Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.
by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009
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quichey chode

A word used to describe a fat person with a love for all things dairy, espically quiche.
OMG Carl look at that quichey chode

'Lets play spin the quiche', 'no f*** u, ur a quichy code'
by Yarl Cates Knowles June 21, 2010
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gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.
"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"
by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008
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chode

Chode, also spelt choad, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word chode however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word chode has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
1) Ducas has a fat chode.
2) Last night your mom tongued my chode.
3) Quit being such a chode.
by ducas June 28, 2007
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Chode

a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
by doober June 12, 2003
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Chode Lord

A person that is being a jerk, or one who gives into relationship related peer pressure.
Dan is being a total Chode Lord tonight because he's staying in to hang out with Becky!!!
by Rockjedi1138 March 10, 2007
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Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.
Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)
by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010
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