Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."

by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018

Clockface

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019

Clockblocker

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!

Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!

by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019

clockgate

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.

Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.

by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

chockilla

This term is used for chocolate and vannila combined in a cake or cupcake. Made by Moriah Elziabeth in her Painting My Old DIY Squshies (Pt.1)

The flavor for my birthday cake is chockilla.

by SasukeSimp January 28, 2022

Chock Gobbler

A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.

"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."

by Kaleidoscopic King K February 23, 2023

devil clock

The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.

Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.

by I am Bogey December 10, 2007