Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012
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Chelsea is probably the biggest boob out there known to man to this date, not only does she smell bad, have terrible taste in clothing, but she has moles in geometric shapes. Probably the most disgusting aspect of this person is that she has cow utters instead of normal boobs (and she wears shades on them) .As well as those awkward characteristics, her hobbies consist of licking butt, watching terrible soap operas, and making fun of Jason. Oh, and she feels the need to scream like a 2 year old.
Seriously?! You're such a Chelsea sometimes! And wipe that nasty triangulated mole shape off of your face!
by lookwhowonnowboober October 22, 2011
Get the Chelsea mug.a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.
by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008
Get the chelsea grin mug.Chelsea is defined as one slutty individual who only realizes that she can use her vagina when she reaches the age of 18, but for some reason she never enjoys any of the finger, tongue, or dick that comes in contact to her vagina. After swapping saliva with someone one week she enjoys hopping to the next boy that will give her attention, but soon becomes bored with his "terrible" use of tongue, so then finds another boy in which she says "I wanna fuck you...give me a week and we'll do it" The best part is that she loves to lie about her adventures in bed because she feels that she will be judged by those who listen to her stories.
Boy #1 - Dude..so I just got done fucking Chelsea.
Boy #2 - Uhh..what? Chelsea told me she wanted to fuck....
Boy #1 - Really..? She told me the same thing last week.
Boy #2 - Uhh..what? Chelsea told me she wanted to fuck....
Boy #1 - Really..? She told me the same thing last week.
by Tiny Tomcat Timmy July 28, 2011
Get the chelsea mug.Chelsea's tend to be chubby, unattractive, boring people, yet they always manage to attract the best guys. They are nice people but quite ingenuine and superficial.
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Get the Chelsea mug.A Russian club who are based in North London.
Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.
Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.
They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.
Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.
Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"
Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.
Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.
They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.
Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.
Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"
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