Cheets

Slang for Cheetos. Or Hot Cheetos. Or Super Hot Cheetos. When you're too lazy to use two syllables.

Sondra: I had too many Cheets last night with all that bacardi.
Me: Man I bet puking that up was gross.
Sondra: Yep.

by orangepaper March 5, 2009

cheetah

A cougar in training. A sexy woman too old to be a kitten and too young to be a cougar. They are known to move extremely fast

I went to a bar and was grabbed by this sexy cheetah! Her name was Julie and I was in her claws by the end of the night! It was sweet!

by preyedupon October 15, 2007

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

A spicy twist on the original Cheetos, but also a staple for loud, obnoxious, ghetto black females who love to be loud in the mornings whose fingers are constantly covered in flamin' hot cheetos which are constantly being smacked, smudging everything they touch

*screaming across the hallway early in the morning* HEY BITCH
Her friend: HEY GURL
*black girl screaming across the hallway once again* LOOK WHO GOT HER FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS BACK BITCH

by latrelljennings November 19, 2019

Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008

Fascist Cheeto

You know who I'm talking about.

Trump The 45th Donald Trump Donald J Trump

The Fascist Cheeto did WHAT?

by Smart Toosh May 14, 2018

cheetocum

Orange powdery substance that gets all over your fingers after eating a Cheeto

Lick that cheetocum off of your fingers

by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018

Cheeto

The current President of the United States. Elected in 2016 by boomers, because he's also a boomer. Racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and xenophobic.

Person: Man, President Trump is a Cheeto.
Other Person: Yeah, I know. We Should call him President Cheeto.

by https.lynxx October 29, 2019