Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

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Cape Cod Sea Camps

The place where you make your closest friends and your best memories.

I want to go back to cape cod sea camps, all my friends are there and I miss them!

by esmith23 November 29, 2019

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What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).

"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."

by AndyArken August 16, 2025

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Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

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