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Bitch ass stank ass mother fuckin ass bastard ass cunt ass wish i never met him ass shut the fuck up ass my god ass can you not ass suck my dick ass bitch
by bitchasscuntass December 17, 2018
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Cesar

A guy that constantly annoys you and is secretly gay, but never tells anyone about it and is very sensitive about the topic. He will always try to make you laugh with or at him, and will be a honorable companion. Whenever he is not around it is noticed quickly and the party does a little more. Hangs around with girls really well, and may have a secret crush on you.
Person: Oh My God. WHERE IS CESAR!
Person 2: That guy is such a Cesar.
by NamyrGaymer September 24, 2019
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chicken cesar salad

A yummy food that only cool people eat.
by mollbaby16 June 20, 2008
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bean ceasar salad

A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!

* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.
Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.

Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.
by Crumpets McStank August 27, 2007
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cesar

the worst type of person on earth, usually fat with a small dick.
"whose that?"

"Oh, that's just Cesar"
by Epiiiicccc January 5, 2015
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Cesar

Usally a short blone indivisual with lowself of steam with a very unusual forehead size...tries to impress girls with his tight shirts on but he is really fat and not muscular has a small penis
Cesar isn't even buff he treys to look buff with his tight muscle shirts
by Therealmeaning555 April 9, 2014
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Cesar

by teh dwefdln January 17, 2016
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