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Bumpit

A device used by large amounts of females in order to add volume to their hair.

Also, unless looked up in this dictionary, a way for a male to know that he is secretly a homosexual, and would be the only one suprised to find that out.

Also, a cheap plastic device used by cheap plastic females or transgenders so they do not have to rat their hair into a nappy mess to get it to have volume like that (see 'hollywood bumpit')
She was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
by textsfromlastnight August 28, 2009
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Bump and Dump

The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.

Abv. BaD or B&D
Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.
by TheMasta333 April 14, 2009
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butt bump

Verb.
To bump something with your butt.
I had to butt bump the door to get in since it was sealed
by 169 July 5, 2008
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bummy

when things is shit.

a word used to notify other people of how unlucky/unaccommodating the events surrounding you or another really are. usually used with the adverb "so" with emphasis placed on the 's' and a tonal upstep with the final syllable of the phrase.

pronounciation:

/'soʊ 'bʊmꜛiː/
felix: yo dog, wuts good

shorya: nothin man, just had a math test

felix: o shit how wus it

shorya: sooooo bummy
by s.g. soldier June 10, 2009
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bump off

to kill, especially a planned hit.
The drug dealer paid a hit man to bump off the someone who owed him a lot of money
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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bumper to bumper

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam
Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.
by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007
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bumpchuck

(v) a hug/push that gets out of control during foreplay, often resulting in broken porcelain objects.
While preparing for fornication, to liven things up one may consider bumpchucking their large, naked, hairy, drunken mate into a porcelain object resulting in $500.00 worth of hotel damages and 3 inches of flooded bathroom floor.
by webster1234 May 26, 2006
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