Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

buffer

/'buh-fah/
noun.
1. A person who takes unnecessarily long to say/explain something.

Stop being such a buffer and just say what you want to say!

by The_N[]RM May 29, 2017

buffer mouns

a device used to make soup

im gonna use my buffer mouns

by Thetrumpdrumf January 16, 2021

Buyer Dissatisfaction

When you pay a prostitute for sex and they cannot get you to orgasm.

"This bitch was sucking me off and she was so shit i got buyer dissatisfaction!"

by JanesGal November 9, 2022

mikhail buyer

Shitty dumbass
Ugly very unattractive prick

Mikhail Buyer is unloved

by Dats funny June 20, 2017

buffer

A male who is gay.

Bri, you're a right buffer!

by Duder78 June 26, 2009

buffers

a combination of buff and butters. usually a guy with a buff body and a naysty face. generally a person, male or female who is somehow smokin hot and crusty rugly at the same way, most frequently a nice body and a bad face or vice versa

taylor lautner
jay sean
dumbass: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!!!
me: ew him are them buffers ting. you am these paedo.

by lloyydd May 21, 2010