lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.

He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.

by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003

broomstick

A skinny girl with bushy hair that would look like a broomstick if u turned her upside down AKA sylvia.

damn dat gurl so skinny n her hair is never done. She's a Broomstick!!

by Coolerz October 19, 2007

Broom Ball

The greatest way to piss of an RA, next to shitting on the floor. Usually played in the halls of a dorm. Its similar to hockey. There are two goals (tipped over long trash cans, worth one point) and one bonus goal (a square recycling bin standing up, worth two points). There are five people per team, one goalie (janitor) and four others (sweepers). Teams are defined by the color speedo they wear. The object of the game is to get a small beach ball (the urinal cake) into one of the goals, using traditional brooms. Penalties result in the loss of a key and if you lose two keys you are out of the game. The only team currently recognized by ABBAMA (American Broom Ball Association of Michigan of America)is at the University of Michigan's Summer Dive Camp.

Derek: "Man how can we piss Trisha off tonight?"
Ed: "I know, Broom Ball"
Derek: "Totally, let's go steal a ton of brooms and shit."

by thatdude21 January 12, 2009

Broomin da floor

Mainly FOB term.
to clean or Brush the floor

"Shit, i had to clean this Thames boat i rode in on, all that shit like Broomin da floor, and man shit, its like im back in Portugal!"

by SupaSkrilla February 10, 2003

Broomhands

One whos hands were merged at birth, with the yard sweeping, floor cleaning utensils known solely as brooms

The only living example is Mr Jack Burns

Look, it's him....mr Broomhands himself

by Joyi July 1, 2004

broconomy

The economy between bro's that always seems to be apparent after spotting someone who is tight on cash, and after beer runs.

HEY BROSKI! our broconomy has a surplus, I owe you 30$, you owe $30 to Kody and Kody owes me $30 therefore we don't owe anyone anything... and between the empties and the change we pulled out of the couch we have a surplus!

by AZN 3 PAK May 13, 2011

Broomer

An individual who spends all their money on a game that their bad at.
Includes: DLC’s, skins, operators/characters, anything that is paid with money!

Broomer: Hey, I bought a skin on COD for $20. It’s so sick!

Friend 1: But why? You play so bad, you can’t aim!
Friend 2: He’s a “Broomer” don’t mind him!

by Doniik June 26, 2021