1. To take a break from what one is doing and go to the restroom.
2. To achieve a "BM" and revel in it.
3. Particularly refreshing and satisfying bowel movement.
2. To achieve a "BM" and revel in it.
3. Particularly refreshing and satisfying bowel movement.
by Flash Portrait November 16, 2006
Get the Anus Break mug.A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.
Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
by Defineurslang August 25, 2015
Get the shoving breadsticks into my purse mug.by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006
Get the truckie's breakfast mug.A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
by RC May 3, 2006
Get the jerk break mug.text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007
Get the text message break up mug.Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.
We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.
We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.
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