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Hashtag BREAD

Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*
by AndyBoBandy98 November 1, 2022
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bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.
A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."
by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008
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bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.
I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."
by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009
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Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012
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The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.
The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.
by motherhotbread June 20, 2015
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Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.
Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque
by PIBJoe June 9, 2018
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bread it up baby

similar to, “lets get this bread” but motivating someone to do something good for themselves

Example: getting a job, working out
I think I’m gonna hit the gym and try to lift heavier weights this time.”

“Hell yea! Bread it up baby!”
by kysmackenzie October 13, 2018
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