test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.

Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010

Jasnoor bra

A horny slut that has gone out with many boys in her life time , also likes to masturbate with bananas and looks like a dragon

She’s gone out with many boys

“ she’s such a jasnoor bra “

by BandoBaby29 October 20, 2019

Ga Da Bra

an adverb used to express affirmation or assent or to mark the addition of something emphasizing and amplifying a previous statement. Originated from "God Damn Bra!"

You: "Did you check the surf?"
Response:yes
You: "Ga Da Bra"

You: "Did you check the surf?"
Response: no
You: "Ga Da Bra"

by Herb is MY NAME!! March 10, 2011

Marcel Bras

A Marcel Bras pretty much will kill you or/and anything in his path, so he is pretty much a homicidal maniac.

History:
A Marcel Bras is an extremely effective killer and should be feared, he was born and bred in Poland and was taught the ways of the polaks until he reached the age of 12.

It is unknown of his kill amounts, however, it is most certainly in the thousands, no one has escaped hm.

Guy: "get out of my way"
Marcel Bras: *uses his mystic teachings*
guy: *dies*

by GeneralThatGuy April 24, 2019

Bra Size

Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over

She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.

by Skycyclonex November 21, 2021