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Jingle Bling 

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
Jingle Bling by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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diacritic bling 

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.
Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.
diacritic bling by Ångström April 10, 2016

Pipeline Bling 

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"

ride bling 

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.
Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!
ride bling by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016

green bling 

You have to spend green bling to make green bling.
green bling by Ereck Flowers July 7, 2017

Dog Bling 

The practice of dressing up ones dog in designer fashion dog clothes and dog jewelry and accessories. Commonly identified with all types of dogs including French Bulldogs, York Terriers, and dogs of all sizes.
Today, we are going to dress up our dog with some Dog Bling.
Dog Bling by Rockin Dogs December 10, 2020

Kid Bling 

"Wow, that Kid Bling guy sure is sexy"
Kid Bling by KidBling April 8, 2021