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Cowburn blind

When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind
- Holy shit Tom is drunk as fuck and still drinking
-yeah he’s bloody cowburn blind
by SANTA691 January 31, 2019
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truth-blind

A person who only believes lies,
A person who only sees truth through lies.
He is completely truth-blind, he believes all of our lies.
by xSoulFish January 29, 2017
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Blind Sympathy

Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.

Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?

normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore

self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass

self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021
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blind hem

Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!
by heidim November 19, 2014
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Party blind

When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.
Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!
by belgiumdip June 11, 2020
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Blind Optimism

She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.
by zishy August 12, 2014
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blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.
Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!
by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004
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