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Elvin sanchez bleach likes sussy balls no cap
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The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.
"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"
by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024
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Bleach

My escape from this world.
I’m going to drink some bleach to leave this hell i’m in
by Peendestroyer January 21, 2021
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eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.
Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!
by amogusamoguseverywhere January 7, 2022
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Bleach

Slang for when a man fails a facial cumshot and ends up greying his partner's hair with his gooey whitey stuff.
"Oh my god Maria, Josh just bleached me!1!! He completely ruined perm!"
by RickTroll March 25, 2019
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Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.
I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.
by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010
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Bleach

A really popular drink among depressed teenagers. Shit taste way better than the cocaine they put in the Coke you’re drinking. Well, drink’s filled with pure chemical, but after all, why not risk your money for that WW1 chemical taste baby, plus a ticket to the hell you’ve always wanted to! It’s a good deal kids
P1: “Hey i heard John just bought some bleach”
P2: “Oh damn i can’t wait to get my hand on that sweet drink tonight lol”
by lightblueToast June 28, 2020
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