addicted to the blade

Someone who uses a razor blade to cut themselves to bleed on purpose for the enjoyment of others.

Ric Flair and Jon Moxley may bleed in every match. They may be addicted to the blade.

by Your friend Mark in 2022 August 19, 2022

bey blade metal fusion

it is by far the greatest ainme in the world and if you think otherwise you deserve to rot in hell

dude: demon slayer is the best anime
me: no bey blade metal fusion
dude: cries

by exub1a August 24, 2021

blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

face blades

Your teeth

This meat is so tuff my face blades aren’t sharp enough to eat it

by Mousehunt July 12, 2024

Blade Hetherington

The dumbest fuck you will ever meet, this is the cunt that wanks to midget porn in the living room with the thrill of getting caught. He enjoys gaming and perking on his grandma in the shower.

Blade hetherington is a perv, he is icky wicked gross.

by Beedlebutt January 20, 2023

Roller Blades

A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.

If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.

by Sakurai Sensei May 15, 2019